Suspend her so that the spikes just barely touch, then let the body's own elasticity do the rest. It is the ultimate bad chick flick, and such a major set-up of the lifestyle that it's absurd to call it anything to do with BD or SM. See, the girl, is a cute senior in English Lit in Vancouver with a couple doofuses after her but apparently without much history of boyfriends and still a virgin at 22 uh-huh though not apparently for any reason having to do with chastity. Just hasn't found the right guy yet.
However, much has happened since it went up, including the Blogger outage. Scroll down for a report on that. More new posts will be added below this one. The essay below is the conclusion of the ninth part in a series by Takuan Seiyo. See the list at the bottom of this post for links to the previous installments. Their main endeavor has been to enforce their compulsory e.