Newly widowed Army Captain Rossalind Donaldson returns home for her husband's funeral. The Donaldson's are incensed at the Captain bacause right before their son was killed, he found out she was behaving like a slut at her posting. They've decided to make Rossalind's wife utter hell beginning at her husband's wake. Adults Only Literature The text in this story contains erotic material and is expressly written for adults only.
It's Santa, Santa Claus! That's not Santa, you stooge. That's the Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper has come for a soul — specifically, a hamster in his dying days — but he's stopped from taking the hamster to the afterlife by two polar-opposite children: The blissfully idiotic Billy the hamster's owner and the cynical, amoral Mandy Billy's best friend.
A group of relatives gather at the mansion of their wealthy aunts not grannies to celebrate their birthdays. What a lovely bunch of people they are: A mistrusting lesbian and her beautiful lover; a cowardly husband and his wife and two bratty kids; a lecherous nephew who hits on the lesbian's lover; a truly repulsive child-hating priest; a man with a wife young enough to be his daughter; and, a bike-riding spinster.
Rescue teams had to use rubber dinghies to reach some people. Power has been switched off to the area as a preventative measure. Just a quarter of city voters have a favorable opinion of Republican candidate Lhota, while a third say they haven't heard enough about him to form an opinion, the poll found.